Ms. Moose promptly replied to Canada and the copper pipe “BRAINS!”
to which Copper Pipe replied “.... --- .-.. -.-- / -.-. .-. .- .--. / .- / --.. --- -- -... .. . !” [Holy Crap a zombie!-ed] Canada is, at this point terribly confused, because, it being cold for most of his life (blah blah blah i know, parts of Canada get warm{ish}during the summer, i don’t care I'm basing this on my high school physics teacher who was from Iqaluit, and he said it never got above 50 Fahrenheit) has never seen a zombie. to make matters worse, he still only knows the first half of the Morse alphabet, and the first syllable of “zombie”is comprised of letters he doesn’t know (for some reason he learned numbers first, i use half liberally). Copper pipe has to spell it out for him, using only letters that appear before “m” The copper pipe, tired from having to beat what the narrator imagines is it’s head on the floor, taps out this pattern “-.- .. .-.. .-.. / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / -.- .. .-.. .-..” [kill, repeated-ED] Canada finally figures it out and whips out his trusty weapon of choice, a duck whistle and calls all the ducks to him, as is his nature. the ducks flock to Ms Moose, who as it turns out, was merely Ms Moose’s evil twin MECHA RUSSEL BRAND who as it turns out was really just some dude who has nothing to do with the Story, he just put on a moose costume. Ms Moose stepped out during the break in the narration, thinking she had time to visit the little moose’s room. She was sadly mistaken. while we wait for Ms. moose to return, let’s check back in on Taylor. (you know what, I'm going to break the fourth wall for a moment.
Narrator:Hey Taylor!
Taylor: what’s up narrator?
Narrator:How do i tell Boy Fishes apart from girl fishes? I really wish i could tell.
Taylor:it’s simple, Boy fishes have boy names, and Girl Fishes have girl names.
Narrator:but...Taylor... could go either way?
Taylor:That’s what she said.
Narrator:So, which are you?
Taylor:We’re fraternal twins who switch places when you aren’t looking. ther’s one of each of us
Narrator:OK...really? i should have seen this one coming.
(the narrator is so confused he just kind of trails off here. it picks right back up in chapter four. -ED)
note from the narrator: it’s OK. it’s going to be OK. it’s all going to be OK. you couldn’t have seen that coming. it’s not like you created the characters. (the rest is too smudged with what i assume are tears)
What has become of the Bartender? What about The Manager? will our intrepid Taylor(s) ever get his(her[their]) half and half? find out next time.
to which Copper Pipe replied “.... --- .-.. -.-- / -.-. .-. .- .--. / .- / --.. --- -- -... .. . !” [Holy Crap a zombie!-ed] Canada is, at this point terribly confused, because, it being cold for most of his life (blah blah blah i know, parts of Canada get warm{ish}during the summer, i don’t care I'm basing this on my high school physics teacher who was from Iqaluit, and he said it never got above 50 Fahrenheit) has never seen a zombie. to make matters worse, he still only knows the first half of the Morse alphabet, and the first syllable of “zombie”is comprised of letters he doesn’t know (for some reason he learned numbers first, i use half liberally). Copper pipe has to spell it out for him, using only letters that appear before “m” The copper pipe, tired from having to beat what the narrator imagines is it’s head on the floor, taps out this pattern “-.- .. .-.. .-.. / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / -.- .. .-.. .-..” [kill, repeated-ED] Canada finally figures it out and whips out his trusty weapon of choice, a duck whistle and calls all the ducks to him, as is his nature. the ducks flock to Ms Moose, who as it turns out, was merely Ms Moose’s evil twin MECHA RUSSEL BRAND who as it turns out was really just some dude who has nothing to do with the Story, he just put on a moose costume. Ms Moose stepped out during the break in the narration, thinking she had time to visit the little moose’s room. She was sadly mistaken. while we wait for Ms. moose to return, let’s check back in on Taylor. (you know what, I'm going to break the fourth wall for a moment.
Narrator:Hey Taylor!
Taylor: what’s up narrator?
Narrator:How do i tell Boy Fishes apart from girl fishes? I really wish i could tell.
Taylor:it’s simple, Boy fishes have boy names, and Girl Fishes have girl names.
Narrator:but...Taylor... could go either way?
Taylor:That’s what she said.
Narrator:So, which are you?
Taylor:We’re fraternal twins who switch places when you aren’t looking. ther’s one of each of us
Narrator:OK...really? i should have seen this one coming.
(the narrator is so confused he just kind of trails off here. it picks right back up in chapter four. -ED)
note from the narrator: it’s OK. it’s going to be OK. it’s all going to be OK. you couldn’t have seen that coming. it’s not like you created the characters. (the rest is too smudged with what i assume are tears)
What has become of the Bartender? What about The Manager? will our intrepid Taylor(s) ever get his(her[their]) half and half? find out next time.
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