When Last we left our heroes something something something clever triple entendre

As the twins roll up to the fray, they realize that Mecha Russel Brand is actually a shape shifter. “HOLY MOOSE!” Taylor proclaims. As Geoff is trying to figure out how Taylor inserted a fully formed exclamation point into actual conversation, MRB(short for Mecha Russel Brand) transforms into………….something. it is without description.  It had two heads. at least three fully formed noses per face. Seventeen Ears. So many ears. Oh God WHY THE EARS! And , if it were inside out or something, where it’s heart would be, A POTATO! (musical crescendo). Taylor Realizes that this is her time to shine, and instructs Geoff to row faster. So much faster in fact, that they manage to create a rift in time.  We wont hear from them until i feel like it again. that is, assuming they went forward in time. [The Editorial staff has officially lost the ability to determine which scribbles are plot notes for the editor, and which are actual narration. - ED.] as everyone stares dumbfounded, MRB shape shifts back into his original form (a guy in a moose costume who has nothing to do with the story.) [Wait, what? - ED] as things begin to settle down, Canada, being slow on the uptake, regains his duck call in a heroic battle with the floor, who had enlisted the help of Gravity to thwart our stalwart Nation. But before he can call for more ducks, (the original swarm having gotten bored and flown off looking for a drink), Ms. Moose thwacks the whistle out of Canada’s hand with a loud THWACK.  Ms Moose doesn’t have time for this nonsense, as it quickly approaching last call. Copper Pipe, having taken the form of what the narrator guesses is either a cowboy or a gangsta, (as it turns out, both groups saunter and strut in a similar fashion) makes his way to the bar and taps out “.-.. .- … - / -.-. .- .-.. .-..” [Last Call - ED]. Only misunderstanding two letters, Canada realizes that this fight has taken the better part of all night, and politely informs Ms Moose that It is in fact, last call. As both Ms Moose and Canada walk up to the bar to place their orders, The Twins exit the rift in time that apparently went forward.  Propelled by blood lust and physics, The Twins crash into the bar, and the resulting explosion would make Michael Bay say “too much. Less explosion”
Ms Moose doesn’t look at the explosion, finally fulfilling her dream of being an action movie star.  Canada can’t stop staring, fulfilling his dream of being an action movie sidekick.  The Twins, being in a protective bowl of water that was protected by tachyons, were unharmed, but got a great light show in the process.
Truly Frustrated, Ms Moose has had enough of these shenanigans. Calling a a flatbed Cab, she rounds up her compatriots and goes off in search of another bar.

Will our brave protagonists ever find solace? or at least a quiet drink? and what of the Bartender? find out in the next thrilling installment.

Chapter 5 (clever title that is both ambiguous and makes sense at the same time)

Ms Moose manages to collect herself just in time to dodge a kick from the guy in the moose costume (who formerly had nothing to do with the story but now is a central plot thingy). she looks over to Canada, who is busy trying to relay orders to the ducks, but failing almost hilariously.  the copper pipe, having rolled himself into a spring like shape (but not quite a spring) [im beginning to think that the narrator is an idiot - ED] rolls ominously toward the moose costume guy as if to do horrible things to him. Meanwhile, the fish twins are busy figuring out living arrangements now that they share a fish bowl. When all of a sudden, out of nowhere, comes a flying boot. Ms Canada winks at the twins as we cut to the Manager unconcious outside in a heap. as it turns out, both Ms Moose and Moose costume guy both thought it was low to steal a sentient fish’s only form of locomotion. after the cease fire was over, (having lasted all of three minutes), Ms Moose and Moose Costume Guy stare each other down anime syle, with action lines courtesy of the Copper Pipe and Canada and run at each other in super slow mo. [yup. the narrator is an idiot - ED] Taylor begins to work that boot furiously as Geoffry begins the arduous task of constructing weaponry from a fishbowl. giving up on that for being a ridiculously bad idea, He realizes that he still has the Potato Peeler of Girth (a gift from the Bartender who could only speak in double entendres). Geoffry Yells “CHARGE!” and they begin the attack. all the while, Canada and the copper pipe are trying to get a swarm of ducks (three full flocks and a few strays who had nothing better to do on a tuesday night) to attack a guy who looks like russel brand. Copper Pipe is tapping furiously “--. . - /  .... .. -- /  -.-- --- ..- /  ..-. --- --- .-.. ... /  .-- .... .- - /  .. ... /  ... --- /  .... .- .-. -.. /  .- -... --- ..- - /  - .... .. ... /  - .... .- - /  -.-- --- ..- /  -.-. .- -. .----. - /  ..- -. -.. . .-. ... - .- -. -.. “ [GET HIM YOU FOOLS WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT THIS THAT YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND - ED] and Canda, wh has no idea what just happened, falls on on the ground and gets a nasty goose egg on his forehead. In an uncharacteristic flash of brillinace, Canada goes for his trusty duck call, only to find it missing. Moose Costume Guy looks at him sheepishly and says “Looking for this? MUAHAHAHAHAHURK” seeing an opportunity, Ms Moose takes the opening and runs into Moose Costume guy at a brisk speed. by this time, The Twins catch up to the fray, and decide that they have to put their four cents (get it? 4 cents because there are two of them? this is comedy gold people)[i’m sorry for that. it seems our humble narrator might have actually snapped. i think im going to put him to bed now. - ED]

What will happen next to our Brave heroes? will the mighty potato peeler finally peel something? tune in next time to find out.