Chapter 5 (clever title that is both ambiguous and makes sense at the same time)

Ms Moose manages to collect herself just in time to dodge a kick from the guy in the moose costume (who formerly had nothing to do with the story but now is a central plot thingy). she looks over to Canada, who is busy trying to relay orders to the ducks, but failing almost hilariously.  the copper pipe, having rolled himself into a spring like shape (but not quite a spring) [im beginning to think that the narrator is an idiot - ED] rolls ominously toward the moose costume guy as if to do horrible things to him. Meanwhile, the fish twins are busy figuring out living arrangements now that they share a fish bowl. When all of a sudden, out of nowhere, comes a flying boot. Ms Canada winks at the twins as we cut to the Manager unconcious outside in a heap. as it turns out, both Ms Moose and Moose costume guy both thought it was low to steal a sentient fish’s only form of locomotion. after the cease fire was over, (having lasted all of three minutes), Ms Moose and Moose Costume Guy stare each other down anime syle, with action lines courtesy of the Copper Pipe and Canada and run at each other in super slow mo. [yup. the narrator is an idiot - ED] Taylor begins to work that boot furiously as Geoffry begins the arduous task of constructing weaponry from a fishbowl. giving up on that for being a ridiculously bad idea, He realizes that he still has the Potato Peeler of Girth (a gift from the Bartender who could only speak in double entendres). Geoffry Yells “CHARGE!” and they begin the attack. all the while, Canada and the copper pipe are trying to get a swarm of ducks (three full flocks and a few strays who had nothing better to do on a tuesday night) to attack a guy who looks like russel brand. Copper Pipe is tapping furiously “--. . - /  .... .. -- /  -.-- --- ..- /  ..-. --- --- .-.. ... /  .-- .... .- - /  .. ... /  ... --- /  .... .- .-. -.. /  .- -... --- ..- - /  - .... .. ... /  - .... .- - /  -.-- --- ..- /  -.-. .- -. .----. - /  ..- -. -.. . .-. ... - .- -. -.. “ [GET HIM YOU FOOLS WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT THIS THAT YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND - ED] and Canda, wh has no idea what just happened, falls on on the ground and gets a nasty goose egg on his forehead. In an uncharacteristic flash of brillinace, Canada goes for his trusty duck call, only to find it missing. Moose Costume Guy looks at him sheepishly and says “Looking for this? MUAHAHAHAHAHURK” seeing an opportunity, Ms Moose takes the opening and runs into Moose Costume guy at a brisk speed. by this time, The Twins catch up to the fray, and decide that they have to put their four cents (get it? 4 cents because there are two of them? this is comedy gold people)[i’m sorry for that. it seems our humble narrator might have actually snapped. i think im going to put him to bed now. - ED]

What will happen next to our Brave heroes? will the mighty potato peeler finally peel something? tune in next time to find out.

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Ok, so you know those big pencils and big crayons and big magic markers you used in Kindergarten and First grade, and maybe second if you felt like it? well, i never could use those, i had to use normal everything,because I am in fact awesome. Or it could be because of this








Glad i could help.

Faces in Places

So, i have this habit of seeing faces in inanimate objects. It's kind of debilitating. So, to cope i find things that i see to have a face and i put "finishing touches" on them. So i set out with some scrap paper and a sharpie, and I put a face on a copier


A Jacob Sanders-worthy pun

Then there was the video Camera

"Hey Doc, does this look bad to you?"
then the Doctor says "HOLY SHNIKES what is a cyclops doing in my office?"

and then I said to myself "Wait a tic, (because when i do faux-art stuff like this i speak Brit) I have Photoshop." so i started photoshoping them. Here they are, in their glory.


This one I was all 'cheer up emo kid'



Look at this guy. He has no idea where he is or how he got there, but he is all sorts of excited about doling out coffee



Not a face, so much as something i have wanted to so since i came on staff


This is the face of an inanimate object that loves his job.


This guy's all "Wait, is something on my face? Get it off! GET IT OFF!"

I think I'm happier with the paper ones, but that was work.